- “So I show up at my house to suprise my mom…and this Persian dude answers the door. I figured he was the new butler…but then I saw his shoes — Prada — and I thought, maybe he was my new stepdad. And I was about’a like hug him and then his wife shows up, no matter how rich the guy is my mother would never join a harem” (Kaitlin shows up in Newport)
- “Hi, Weird neighour kid” (Kaitlin saying hi to Seth)
- “A self righteous princess.” (Kaitlin about Marissa)
- “You know I use’ta always lie awake so jealous that you, mom and dad are at one’a these things — a Newport party… but what I had in mind was way cooler than this” (Kaitlin about her first real Newport party)
- “That’s right. That was you” (Kaitlin telling Ryan he was the one who made Johny fall of the cliff)
- “Oh my god. We live in a trailer.” (After finding out what her new home is)
- “Gus, I’m sorry. My mom said I can’t answer the door for you again. Even if you actually have candy.” (Kaitlin trying to ignore Gus)
- “Uncomplicate it. Do something.” (Telling Johny that things between him and Marissa shouldn’t be complicated)
- “Dude, I can totally see you.” (Whe Justin is dancing very happy and foolish)
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- “Well, you know, since my grades went from Bs to As, I was actually wondering if you could change my As to Bs.” (Kaitlin, totally messing with Dr. Roberts about wanting breast augmentation)
-“Can you imagine what’s it’s like growing up with Marissa Cooper as your older sister? My birthday was the one day I could count on when people would notice me.” (Kaitlin, explaining why having her mom forget her birthday is such a big deal)
- “I want to talk to you about Marissa… this whole Johnny triangle we’re all trapped in. Although now that I’m here, it’s more like a square.” (Kaitlin, trying to convince Ryan to take some action.)
- “‘Cause it’s 8 PM. And it’s Saturday.” (Telling her mom why she isn’t at school)
- “Are you my new daddy?” (Asking a guy Julie spend the night with)
- “Between you and me, Taylor in a coma is kind of a nice break.” (About Taylor)
- ” What was that dance that you were talking to me about this afternoon? The one with the number. ” (Asking Bullit to dance with her)
- ” I just can’t believe this Winter clothing drive is salting my game.” (After she and Will almost kissed in front of the homeless people)
- “It’s been nice. I mean, I’ve perfected my Sandy Cohen. Listen to this: “I shmeared it for ya.”" (Kaitlin about living with the Coopers in one house after the earthquake)
- “Don’t count on it. He’s probably going to come out with a cowboy hat and tell the doctor, “bang.”" (About her unborn brother, when she still thought it was Bullits child)
- “Our kitchen is going to be so empty.” (After the Cohens moved out)
- “My Sandy impression was killer.” (About her impression of Sandy Cohen)
- “We’re Coopers.” (Giving her mother some good spirits)